49Sid Waddell Quotes

British Entertainer born on August 10, 1940,

Sid Waddell was an English sports commentator and television personality. He was nicknamed 'The Voice of Darts' due to his fame as a darts commentator, and worked for Granada, Yorkshire, BBC, and Sky Sports television broadcasters. Due to his joke telling skills he was also nicknamed The Thief of Bad Gags, firstly by Dave Lanning. He was nominated for two prestigious awards for his work, and published several books... (source)

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. view quote

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. view quote

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. view quote

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there! view quote

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. view quote

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. view quote

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. view quote

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. view quote

It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I. view quote

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. view quote

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