Mark Twain 351 Mark Twain Quotes American Author born on November 30, 1835, died on April 21, 1910

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word. view quote

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. view quote

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. view quote

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. view quote

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. view quote

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? view quote

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. view quote

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. view quote

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. view quote

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. view quote

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. view quote

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. view quote

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied. view quote

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