Mark Twain 351 Mark Twain Quotes American Author born on November 30, 1835, died on April 21, 1910

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. view quote

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. view quote

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. view quote

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. view quote

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. view quote

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. view quote

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. view quote

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. view quote

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. view quote

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. view quote

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. view quote

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. view quote

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