Mark Twain 351 Mark Twain Quotes American Author born on November 30, 1835, died on April 21, 1910

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. view quote

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. view quote

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. view quote

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. view quote

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. view quote

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. view quote

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. view quote

All emotion is involuntary when genuine. view quote

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. view quote

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. view quote

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. view quote

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. view quote

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