Mark Twain 351 Mark Twain Quotes American Author born on November 30, 1835, died on April 21, 1910

All right, then, I'll go to hell. view quote

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. view quote

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. view quote

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. view quote

Golf is a good walk spoiled. view quote

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. view quote

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. view quote

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. view quote

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. view quote

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected. view quote

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. view quote

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. view quote

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