Charles Farrar Browne

14Charles Farrar Browne Quotes

American Writer born on April 23, 1834, died on March 06, 1867

Charles Farrar Browne was a United States humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward. At birth, his surname was "Brown"; he added the "e" after he became famous... (source)

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. view quote

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. view quote

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. view quote

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? view quote

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. view quote

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. view quote

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. view quote

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