Artie Lange 106 Artie Lange Quotes American Actor born on October 11, 1967,

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. view quote

When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original. view quote

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death. view quote

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy. view quote

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. view quote

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete. view quote

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. view quote

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny. view quote

People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special thing. It took him a long time to create this family of fans, and I was lucky to be a part of that for a while. view quote

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. view quote

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. view quote

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