Artie Lange 106 Artie Lange Quotes American Actor born on October 11, 1967,

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. view quote

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. view quote

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. view quote

I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. view quote

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is. view quote

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something. view quote

It's good to be alive. view quote

To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me! view quote

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. view quote

It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage. view quote

My father was a really good athlete, so his pop-ups really were sky high. Eventually I learned how to judge them properly and catch them well. It was great training for when I started to play on teams, which I did all through school. view quote

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