Artie Lange 106 Artie Lange Quotes American Actor born on October 11, 1967,

Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be. view quote

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. view quote

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life? view quote

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. view quote

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do. view quote

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer. view quote

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this. view quote

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. view quote

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. view quote

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through. view quote

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. view quote

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