Artie Lange 106 Artie Lange Quotes American Actor born on October 11, 1967,

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. view quote

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be. view quote

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot. view quote

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs. view quote

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. view quote

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. view quote

When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in places that are hard to find on a map, but that they also use the names of seasons as verbs. When they asked me, 'Where did you summer and winter growing up?' I would usually say, 'As a child? The same place I springed and autumned.' view quote

Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative. view quote

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. view quote

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. view quote

Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so established that I didn't see the point. view quote

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